1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

2. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

3. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

4. Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

5. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

6. Dain bramaged

7. Department of Redundancy Department.

8. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.

9. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

10. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

11. Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

12. Consulting: If You're Not Part of the Solution, There's Good Money to Be Made Prolonging the Problem.

13. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

14. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

15. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson (Chairman of IBM, in 1943)

16. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates '81